Testing videos...

We just noticed that my awesome digital camera has a video setting, so I am testing it out. Hopefully it will load with no problems, which means if you aren't able to come down and visit us when Baby is born, you can still see videos!

This is a short video I took of Shadow when he was moping around acting all depressed (sorry it's so dark, it was our first video). Anyone who has met Shadow knows that this is NOT normal behavior for him, and the main reason I decided to take him in to the vet.

Pregnancy Q&A...

Should I have a baby after 35?

No, 35 children are enough.

Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
Yes, but it’s much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

My husband and I are very attractive. I’m sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
Your therapist.

When will my baby move?
With any luck, right after he finishes high school.

How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
If it’s the flu, you’ll get better.

Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
Yes, your bladder.

What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.

What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
Childbirth.

The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
‘Cause you’re fatter than they are.

My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
Um, what’s your question?

What’s the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model?
Nothing, if the pregnant woman’s husband knows what’s good for him.

What position should the baby be in during the ninth month of pregnancy?
Head down, pressing firmly on your bladder.

My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
Not unless the word “alimony” means anything to you.

Does labor cause hemorrhoids?
Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.

Under what circumstances should a baby not be circumcised?
When it’s a girl, for starters.

What causes baby blues?
Tanned, hard-bodied bimbos.

Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
Yes, pregnancy.

What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
When you see teeth marks.

Do I have to have a baby shower?
Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
When the kids are in college.

This game was sent to TORTURE me!

I found this game on Yahoo: Fantastic Freeze... it is seemingly simple, the easiest game in the world... and yet I absolutely CANNOT get past Level 8! And even that is pushing it, I'm lucky if I even make it through Level 6.

It's absolutely ridiculous. I keep playing it over and over and over and over knowing that THIS TIME I'm going to beat this stupid, easy, piece of cake game. And then I lose again! But I can't seem to quit, because it's soooo easy that I just need to play one more time to win. Right? Wrong!

Feel free to try your luck, if you get past Level 8 PLEASE let me know how you did it!

Cool things about being pregnant...

10. Having a legitimate excuse if I just don't feel like doing something or going somewhere.

9. Not having to pump my own gas.

8. Not having to hold my stomach in all the time.

7. Getting to eat whenever I want.

6. People always offer to hold the door, carry things, get things down from high shelves...

5. Suddenly I crave really healthy foods, so my diet is actually really improved.

4. Sometimes I look really pretty and rosy.

3. My hunny is soooo nice and understanding all the time.

2. Getting to redecorate the entire house... including the new nursery!

1. Soon I'll have a baby all of my own.