Labor and Delivery Tutorial

We went to our "What to Expect Class" today and figured it'd be a good idea to take notes during the Labor and Delivery tutorial. The "guest speaker" was... well... just take a look at Michael's notes...

- blah blah: me, me, me

- blah blah: being prego sucks

- blah x 3 = more me me me

- Pack a bag early (hmmm... baby bug-out bag?)

- blah me

- lip moisturizer, relaxing music, shower shoes, camera, pillow, chargers, books/magazines (E-reader!), take home outfit, car seat

- blah, more me

-blah, my husband doesn't listen to me

- (baby bug-out bag: caribeaners w/ pacifiers on outside, spare bottles, ex formula, baby food, spiderman backpack)... holy crap, she's still talking

- contractions from start to start, go in when 5 mins per and last 1 hr

- blah I got fat

- blah my friend's husband

- preadmission registration at Tripler when 28 wks. prego

- blah my son wants to change his name

- blah my friend Charles and my son Samuel and my dad who's called "Pop"

Author's note:  Not enough room to keep writing "blah" entries. Sorry.

Total time:  45 mins. actual,  1 1/2 months relative.

Further notes:  search room for time warp generator field during next break! Could pay for kid's college...